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When I was doing my midwifery training a long time ago, when the cord had been cut and the placenta delivered (this is gross – be warned) I had the overwhelming urge to take the end of the cord in my hand, swing the placenta round and round – and let it go – SPLAT! – onto the pristine white-tiled wall of the delivery room.

Never did it…… still think about it.

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