On a few occasions, when I was sitting beside someone (doesn’t matter who or what gender they are) I get the sudden urge to lean over, put my mouth over their nose and suck all the snot out their nostrils. Eww gross.


In college some of our lecture theatres are really big and pretty steep, and myself and my friends sit quite high up. Sitting with my laptop infront of me I get a strong urge to lift up my laptop and hurl the big thing down the lecture theatre hoping it’ll either smash to pieces on a table, or skull someone in the back of the head. But I’d never in my right mind do that, my laptop costs money!