I get the urge to shove everything I see down my shirt, I do not know why, but I like it… Also I love to bite people. And animals… It makes me feel like a velociraptor. rawr.


When I’m at a train station I want to jump onto the track just as a train rolls in so that I can outrun it as everyone looks on in horror. Just as I escape it by a few inches, everyone would cheer and there’d be an article in the paper about me that I could point out to strangers.


Whenever I’m walking down a set of stairs I want to trip over and roll down them hopefully breaking one of my arms.