Seventy

Every time I see a foot without a sock on it, I get the urge to take my finger and run it along the foot, so the person squirms. Every. Single. Time.

Sixty-eight

Recently, every time I find myself somewhere high up, such as a building or a bridge, particularly one specific bridge near my house, I have the overwhelming urge to jump.

The only thing that stops me is the fact that I would get dirty if I jumped into the murky water below. If I could know I would land on a clean surface, I would do it.