Whenever I am walking by the Thames, I feel an uncontrollable urge to throw myself into the water with all my possessions. So much so that I nowadays stay from the riverside pubs and eating places.

I often have the urge to punch people in the face as hard as I can. Often they are people I like. I only want to see the reaction of those around me.

Whenever I pick up my photocopies from the machine, holding the crisp white paper gives me an incredibly strong urge to give myself a deep papercut.

When plucking my eyebrows I imagine what it would be like to take a chunk right from the middle. I hoover the tweezers over and pull gently, but not enough to let the urge become reality…yet.

sometimes whilst driving on the motorway i have a strong urge to close my eyes…

Every time I get on the bus I get the urge to jump down the steps.

Once at a funeral I had a massive urge to run up and rip the coffin open….altho this was a terrible idea and there is no way I would want to see a dead body I almost had to leave to resist the urge…
HAR

* At pedestrian crossings, I get the urge to step out into traffic.
* When the waiter tells me it’s a hot plate – I have to touch it just to see how hot it is.
* When anyone hands me something precious, I can visualise myself dropping it/flinging it away/destroying it, just to see what their reaction would be.
Soon

I live in a high floor apartment in a big city. Frequently while enjoying a cig on the balcony I find myself wanting to jump off. The combination of the mesmerising lights and fast cars below only entices me further. Eeeek.
me

Everyone I know – including myself – desperately wants to push those big red buttons on escalators with ‘£1000 fine’ written on them.

Every time I’m in an exam I have to resist the urge to stand on my chair and start shouting.