Sometimes I wonder just how ill I’d have to be to get out of doing things. Like, if I don’t want to help the kids with their homework, I’ll consider getting hit by a car on the way home from work.
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117: Thoughts In Church
Having Sex with Hitler, in church, this urge has evolved from just thinking about nazis in church when I was little, this has been going on since I was 6 years old.
Kaitlyn
116: Friends, Beware Of Your Friends!
I have always had the urge to physically hurt my friends. With one friend in particular, I have such a strong urge to break his fingers. Not that I’m angry or he’s done anything particularly wrong, it’s just… I want to break his fingers so badly.
Geven
115: Crash into Me!
And when I’m driving, I always have the urge to crash the car by either running through lights and getting hit or by running into a tree.
May
114: Razors and Veins
Whenever I look at my veins (like the ones that are bigger/stick out more than the others), I have the strongest urge to get a razor and just slash them open. Odd.
May
113: Laser Eyes
I just got LASIK a week ago. I have the urge to directly touch my eyeballs. It’s really getting annoying.
May
112: You’re not alone… most common urge!
I have the urge to throw myself of a building or a bridge, just somewhere high up.
Jes
111: What the lip?
I always have the urge to cut my bottom lip down the middle. I always play with pocket knives, so I’m constantly with the urge to bring it to my bottom lip and cut it. I also like to trace the outline of my lips with the knife. What the f**k?
BlaRiix
110: Incest [isn’t] best!
Sometimes I get the urge to sleep with my sister because she is so hot.
Jonny
109: head of glass
I just got the extremely strong urge to smash a pint glass over my head.
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