Everytime I see a clown with a red nose I feel the urge to touch myself.

whenever i hold a knife i want to slice my finger off and eat it….*shrug*

I am almost 20 and I still have the urge to put almost everyting I see into my mouth, I even have gone as far as licking posters, cd covers, dvd covers, and items in wal-mart.

I also have this urge to lick my music professor (just not his feet).

and lastly, I have the strong urge to commit a terrible crime just because I am convinced I could get away with it.

While I am driving I find myself always wanting to ram my car right into the back of every car that makes me mad. Even cars that don’t sometimes, I just want to ram my car into theirs and drive away… weird?

On a few occasions, when I was sitting beside someone (doesn’t matter who or what gender they are) I get the sudden urge to lean over, put my mouth over their nose and suck all the snot out their nostrils. Eww gross.
TheDude

In college some of our lecture theatres are really big and pretty steep, and myself and my friends sit quite high up. Sitting with my laptop infront of me I get a strong urge to lift up my laptop and hurl the big thing down the lecture theatre hoping it’ll either smash to pieces on a table, or skull someone in the back of the head. But I’d never in my right mind do that, my laptop costs money!

I get the urge to ruin great works of art, just because they are so valuable and unique and would be a terrible loss.

I also get the urge to stare at strangers until they are uncomfortable on public transport.

When ever im around good friends and company, i cant help but want to just stave thier heads in with a household object…i know im not going to, and that i shouldnt think it…but…

I have this overwhelming urge that when I see bare feet i have to tickle them. I am a male, and yes I have had that urge for men too. luckily I still have my life and have only succumbed to the urge on women and kids.
Moses

Every time i go on an escalator a really want to slide down the bit seperating the up and down escalators. Whenever i go in a supermarket i wanna pull all the things off the shelves. Oh, and when i go in elevators i really want to press the alarm button or close the doors just as someone with a handicap comes. But luckily i havent done any of this. Yet.
Mr h.